How to Help

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Maple Syrup makes up about 184% of the Canadian econom. If we stop using their syrup we can cripple there economy forcing them to join the U.S.

Visiting Canada can be detrimental to your health. Many tourist are kidnapped in the frozen waste land to our north. You are only set free if you buy barrels full of syrup.

Canadian currency looks very similar to Monopoly money and you can confuse the Canadians with there tiny iq’s and cause chaos in there country.

One of the best ways to help our mission of stopping the Canadians is to donate large sums of money to anti-Canadian charities .

We are largest anti-Canadian organization in the world.  That being said many people don’t know our cause and beliefs. Spreading news about us helps greatl.

Another great way to help our mission is to spread awareness about our cause and our mission.